Relationships are difficult to predict, even when they exist between two totally ordinary people. Just think about the interplay of likes, dislikes, character traits, emotional baggage, and more sensitive subjects like religion, class, or which way the bog roll goes in the holder. Add to this puzzle of logistical and personal land mines the incalculable pressures of fame and fortune, and one finds relationships nearly impossible to navigate. The demands of fame and the basilisk gaze of the media have a way of making wither and die almost any relationship. When celebrities and their spouses stay together, it is the exception, not the rule.

For purposes of this quiz, we will assume you have tried ordinary relationships with ordinary men, and they have not worked out as perhaps you had hoped. As one must not become famous for dating the famous, one must take care to ensure compatibility when pursuing celebrities as romantic possibilities. To untie this knot with a minimum of fuss, we have compiled this quiz aimed at cutting to the heart of who you are and what is important to you. Armed with this information, we will sort through the constellation of male British stars to find the celebrity love interest who is right for you. Are you ready?