Take This Quiz And We'll Guess If You're a Total Psycho!

By: Teresa M.

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

While a few of your exes might describe you as a total psycho, are you really? If you've been looking to learn the truth, now's your chance! Without taking a trip down to Dr. Happy's House of Straight Jackets, we'll be able to tell you exactly how much of an actual psychopath you are at heart! All you have to do is pass the test!

Are you the type that will deceive your way to the top, or do you prefer to earn your merit? Throughout this quiz, we'll examine how you would respond to various situations. As you choose your responses, be sure to pick the one that speaks to you the most.

Choose the one that you might actually do in real life. Once we have a good feel for your inner psycho, we'll see if you can pass the test. If you pass with flying colors, we suggest seeking parental supervision before making any further decisions in life.

You might think you are the grandest of the grand but are you as grand as a total psychopath? Only answering with your gut instincts can tell for sure. Are you looking forward to finding out your level of crazy? We are!

If a friend asked your opinion on an outfit and you hated it, would you tell them?

I would point and laugh.

I would suggest a different outfit.
I would gently tell them the truth.

I would tell them it looks horrible.

Have you ever forgotten to pay a bill?

I forget to pay them all the time.

I have forgotten once or twice.
I'm always juggling them, but I don't forget.

I don't forget things like that.

How many days were you late for work last week?

4-5

0
1-2

3

Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert?

I'm a total extrovert.

I'm more of an introvert.
I think I'm a little of both.

It depends on the situation.

Do you like to argue?

I love point it out when people are wrong.

I love arguing.
I don't like arguing.

I'm not opposed to a friendly debate.

Would your friends say you are shallow?

My friends would say I'm very shallow.

My friends would say I have my moments.
My friends would say I'm not that shallow.

My friends would say I'm shallow about certain things.

Which area of your life would you like to improve?

Status

Finances
Career

Relationships

Which word describes you as a teenager?

Wild

Studious
Awkward

Bright

Do you get bored easily?

I am always bored.

I can amuse myself quite well.
I always have to have something to do.

I get bored at work a lot.

Would you feel guilty about forgetting to pay for something?

If the clerk didn't catch it, I don't feel guilty.

It depends what it is.
I would feel guilty.

I wouldn't feel all that guilty.

Are you a good liar?

I have an excellent poker face.

It depends what I'm lying about.
I'm a terrible liar.

I can get away with little white lies.

What percent perfect do you think you are?

99.9%

75%
50%

85%

If you saw someone bleeding along the side of the road, what would you do?

I would carry on with my day.

I would call the police.
I would stop to help.

It depends what the person looks like.

What is your strongest personality trait?

Confidence

Intelligence
Honesty

Ambition

When you do something wrong and you get caught, do you admit it?

I deny until I die.

It depends what I did.
If I've been caught, I'll admit it.

I never do anything wrong.

Which group did you belong to in high school?

Stoners

Jocks
Nerds

Preps

What kind of test taker are you?

Tests are boring.

I'm a good test taker.
The pressure gets to me.

It's been a long time since I've taken a test.

Have you ever flipped the bird at another driver?

I do it at least once a week.

I have in the past.
I would like to, but I never do.

I wouldn't do such a thing.

Which word best describes you when you are angry?

Loud

Stern
Quiet

Uncontrollable

What would you be found doing at a party?

I would be getting the dance floor moving.

I would be spinning the tunes.
I would be mingling.

I would be looking for the nearest exit.

How do you think your boss secretly feels about you?

I think my boss may be in love with me.

I think my boss is afraid I'll take over.
I think my boss dislikes me.

I'm not sure my boss knows I exist.

How many one-night stands have you had?

Tons

0
1-5

5-10

How many drinks does it take to make you feel drunk?

6 or more

I don't drink.
1-3

4-5

Are you good at setting goals?

I'm terrible at goal setting.

I'm good with short term goals.
I'm pretty good at setting and keeping goals.

I set a lot of them, but rarely reach them.

How often do you feel guilty about something from your past?

Never

Sometimes
Rarely

A lot

If no one laughed at one of your jokes, how would you feel?

I would feel like I'm in a room full of idiots.

I would feel like I need to learn new jokes.
I would feel like I want to crawl under the table.

I would try another joke.

Which of the following words has someone used to describe you?

Glib

Callous
Nuts

Sly

Do you often mimic the behavior of those around you?

I find myself doing it a lot.

I do my best to avoid it.
It depends on those around me.

I haven't really noticed.

Are you easily offended?

Most people offend me.

I don't get offended that easy.
I do take some things personally.

I get offended about little stuff.

How would you describe your trapeze skills?

Excellent

What skills?
Novice

Fairytale

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