A few decades ago, speaking about what went down in the bedroom was just plain bad manners. In fact, it was horrible etiquette to even show a knee at dinner, far less than discussing the art of oral stimulation. Oh no! People would clutch their pearls. But today we can talk about whatever we want and we can do it on the internet. 

So, we want to have a chat with you. We want to find out what you're into. But you won't have to go into specifics. We're going to ask you questions that only have two options: yes or no. This quiz will save you the embarrassment that you shouldn't even feel, to begin with, while letting us know if you're more of a vanilla milkshake, or a demanding, chocolate stud muffin. 

Think of this as a solo, online, never have I ever game that no one has to know about, if you don't want them to, that is. You may also learn a few things to try... eventually, if you want to.  So, are you ready for us to figure out just how kinky you really are? Let's get cracking then!